You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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