The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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