3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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