just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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