ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Randomize