dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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