thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
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