Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
Randomize
