He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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