he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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