Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
time to smoke my breakfast
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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