so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
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