Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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