found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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