mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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