I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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