OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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