i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
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