There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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