You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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