Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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