Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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