windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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