your thong is hanging out like whoa
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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