I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Couch. On fire.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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