There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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