Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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