I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
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