So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Randomize
