Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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