I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
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Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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