He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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