Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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