Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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