I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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