the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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