Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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