Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
