mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Randomize
