So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Randomize
