If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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