I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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