So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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