And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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