Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
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