We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
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