sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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