Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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