i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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