If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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