Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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