I'm jealous of your bromance
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
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