so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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