I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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